🔥The masterclass that will burn down the BS, rewire your standards, and leave you feeling Hotter Than Hell as a Menopausal Woman🔥
Thursday 2nd October 2025
7:30pm
*Limited-time replay available
Forget calories. Forget workouts. Forget rules.
This isn’t about what you eat or how you move.
This is about HOW THE F*CK you show up for yourself.
Let’s be honest, babe…
You're here because you want to feel flipping hot as hell in everything you do and don't wear 😉
You’ve been told for years that success comes from:
❌ Eating less
❌ Doing more cardio
❌ Tracking every bite
❌ Waiting for motivation
And yet here you are — still on this page searching for the answer, still stuck, still starting over Monday, still feeling “meh” in the mirror.
The truth?
❌It’s not your willpower.
❌It’s not your body.
✅ It’s because you’ve been playing by rules that were never written for you.
The things that worked for you back then don't work now. Because you aren't the woman you were 15, 20 or even 30 years ago!
These rules keep you small.
This Masterclass is about to break every rule in the book so that you can look and feel hotter than you did in your 20's and 30's.
You don’t need another meal plan.
You don’t need more food rules.
You don’t need to push harder.
You need standards. Ferocious standards.
The kind of standards that make you:
✨ Walk like you’re hot
✨ Talk like you’re hot
✨ Look people dead in the eyes
✨ And be her NOW — not “someday when…”
Because when you shift your standards, the workouts and food become easy.
But until then?
You’ll always be starting over.
We start in.....
Inside Talk Dirty To Me, I’ll show you:
The Framework that has left my ladies feeling Hotter than Hell in the first 5 days of the programme, and I am gifting it to you....
🔥 Ignite → Burn the rules, stop setting bullshit goals, and finally visualise the Hotter Than Hell version of you.
🔥 Fuel → Lock in your non-negotiables (what I call your Deals with the Devil) so you keep promises to yourself even when you can’t be bothered.
🔥 Heat → Master your Hot & Cold Talk and learn how to flirt with yourself in the mirror instead of tearing yourself down.
🔥 Blaze → Create and embody your alter ego, your wildest, hottest persona, and let her lead the way.
🔥 Inferno → Audit your energy, stop wasting it on overthinking, worrying, and martyrdom. Own your fire. Own your desires. Stop gaslighting yourself.
This isn’t self-help fluff. It’s the unapologetic framework that makes women unstoppable.
Who the hell is Chrissie?
And how did she get HERE?
I’m Chrissie — your Fairy Hot Mother and She-Devil Coach.
I help peri and post-menopausal women break free from diet culture, build confidence, and reclaim their energy so that they can live the life they love in a body that makes them walk like they are being watched every single day.
I’ve worked with women who had every reason NOT to do this — sick parents, senior jobs, single mums — and they’re now walking into rooms with their heads high, keeping promises to themselves, and feeling hotter than hell every day.
This masterclass is the first step to becoming that version of you.
FAQs
When is this Masterclass?
Thursday 2nd October 2025 at 7:30 pm UK time
What if I can't make it live?
A replay will be available for 72 hours (but I would turn up live if I were you 😉)
If you can't make it live, you should still sign up and watch it back when you are cooking dinner!
Why should I join this?
Because I know you want to feel Hotter than Hell, and I am going to tell you how to do it!
When is this Masterclass?
Thursday 2nd October 2025 at 7:30 pm UK time
What if I can't make it live?
A replay will be available for 72 hours (but I would turn up live if I were you 😉)
If you can't make it live, you should still sign up and watch it back when you are cooking dinner!
Why should I join this?
Because I know you want to feel Hotter than Hell, and I am going to tell you how to do it!